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by Raistlin
27. January 2009 11:06
I ran across this little funny bit of news after logging out of hotmail today and thought I'd share it.
However they track it is beyond me - faking an internet identity is not that hard and spammers and crackers do it in abundance to elude whatever they need to elude - and China probably contributes to a good 66% (as usual) of this so-called internet population, but WTF... here it is :
Internet breaking down borders with more than one billion users
23/01/2009 5:39:00 PM
Luann Lasalle, THE CANADIAN PRESS
MONTREAL - The Internet now has reached a landmark one-billion users worldwide and that number is only expected to grow as wireless devices such as cellphones allow more users to surf the web, says digital tracking firm comScore.
"A key driver to that growth has been its ability to break down cultural barriers and cross over country borders," said Jamie Gavin, senior marketing and communications analyst at U.K.-based comScore.
"I think one of the Internet's great strengths is that it kind of unites people in that way," Gavin said from London Friday.
ComScore found that more than a billion people aged 15 and older used the Internet from home and work computers around the world in December.
Google, Microsoft and Yahoo Internet sites were the top three visited by the more than one billion users last December.
The Asia-Pacific region accounted for the highest share of global Internet users at 41 per cent, followed by Europe at 28 per cent and North America at 18 per cent.
"I think that just truly shows what a global medium it is," he said.
"Now it's not only representative of how the small the world is getting, it's actually driving that change itself. So obviously it's quite a big day for the medium."
Chinese users accounted for almost 18 per cent, or about 180 million users, of the worldwide Internet audience followed by the United States with 16.2 per cent or about 163 million users. Japan was third with six per cent followed by Germany with 3.7 per cent and the United Kingdom with 3.6 per cent.
But Gavin noted that while China is a populous country that has adapted its economy to technology, there are still censorship issues that its online users face.
Canada was 11th out of 15 countries with a 2.2 per cent share of the total worldwide Internet audience with about 22,000 users reported last December.
The Middle East and Africa lagged with just five per cent of the global Internet audience.
While comScore tracked Internet use via computers, the cellphone also will help increase its use.
Mobile Internet devices such as small laptops, called netbooks, and cellphones that connect easily to the Net combined with social networking and blogging will make a difference, Gavin said.
"I think those two things working in tandem really are going to make it more accessible to people and it's going to involve and engage people a lot more. From the growth we've seen, you just expect that momentum to get quicker and quicker, really."
Internet-connected cellphones in the Asia-Pacific region and in the Middle East and Africa is a way around not having mass broadband connections via computers.
"The technology is a lot more affordable and people have got the (cell) phones anyway." Gavin said.
Last year, the United Nations telecoms agency reported that the number of mobile phone users would overtake the number of non-cellphone users for the first time.
Analyst Carmi Levy said the Internet is rapidly becoming a primary means of communication.
He said smartphones that allow web surfing will be key in emerging economies and in those that have low Internet use, not personal computers.
"The PC revolution is strictly a western concept," said Levy, senior vice-president of strategic consulting at Toronto-based AR Communications Inc.
"There are generations of future Internet users who are never going to know a desktop (computer). They are going to shrug their shoulders and pull out their smartphones and go back to work."
Levy said even though more than one billion people have used the Internet, there is still a large chunk of the world's population that doesn't have any access to learning and knowledge via the Internet.
Gavin said the Internet with its "massive, endless, infinite pool of knowledge so imminent" is always going to give people more opportunities to learn, but he added it could also be argued that some people will learn less and retain less through using it as an easy way to fill in information.
by Magius
27. January 2009 01:28
Rememberance Day
Current mood: grateful
originally posted on Friday, November 11, 2005 - 9:47:21 AM
Well, today being Remeberance Day, I thought I would take some time to write about, my own way of honouring them... for I know what they went through, unlike most of the people who just bow their heads cause every one else does it, or shit like that
I say that after reading thoroughly and multiple times a great book entitled "The Rise And Fall Of The Third Riech" and "The Life And Death Of Adolf Hitler", it tells EVERYTHING about WW2 (before, during and after), even down to the secret documents issued years before the war started, how long it had all been planned, to the detailed tortures of everyone (not just the Jews, but horribly their own and especially the Russians).
They should make this day a worldwide holiday, yet they don't those fucking mother fuckers in goverments... how feeble their little minds are, how narrow and selfish their petty ambitions overriding the truth and of the astounding horror what could have been...
At least in this country, government and a few selected unimportant others are granted a day off... why?! I highly fucking doubt those lazy mother fucking sons of bitches in the government ever had relatives who fought in the wars, and even if so, it doesn't outweigh the rest of us whose relatives fought, killed and died just as equally if not more fiercely...
This is the kind of shit that pisses me the fuck right off the edge
EVERY one of us owes infinitely to everyone who fought for the resisting side in the wars...cause if they hadn't won the war, Germany and its allies would have made a clean fucking sweep over every nation... read books, you fuckers, you'll realize the horrible truth of this... Wars weren't fought like they are today... Germany had equipment and technology that hadn't been seen yet, in 2 years Hitler conquered most of Eurpoe, Africa and HALF of fucking Russia for christ's sake! cleanly and effectively... what laid behind them was a pile of mass graves... ruthless they were, without fear, mercy and remorse... you'd be one of those fucking Nazi Germans today if it weren't for those veterans who fought against them
And still I ask : why are only a selected few permitted holidays today?
And all you anarchist, rebellous little fucking punks don't know shit with your petty little fucking lives thinking living in order and comformity is wrong... you'd have been the first publically executed in Berlin in fucking 1942, assholes, or even worst yet; you'd have been used in Nazi Germany's S.S scientists in the most terrifying experiments they could devise... and they had devised experiments and shit that would make hell a paltry piece of shit in comparaison... If you ever meet a surviving Jew/Russian, ask them about it, or about concertration camps... you'll never be the same again
And for the record, the Americans didn't win the war... they just joined near the end and MADE it seem as if they were the winning force that ended the war... it is, in historical fact, the Russians who did the dirtiest work... they killed 90 percent of Germans (and England had a better majority than Americans too), they faced the deepest concentration of German soldiers and for the longest time (the ENTIRE war to be accurate!)
So all you fucks waving an American flag that brag being responsible for the end of the war : blow me
Don't get me wrong, I like the States, aside every single cheating bastard in their government, Bush of course, and those ignorant people that believe themselves to be the center of the universe (which is a pretty accurate description, since most of them don't know geography beyond their own state... which brings about a favorite quote of mine : "War is a way to teach Americans geography"... as well as "Those who forget history are bound to repeat it", which explains why they're constantly at war with everyone...)
To my eyes, the States is like ancient Rome... but don't forget, as powerful Rome was, it was ignorant to boot, and it eventually crumbled to ashes because of it, never to be what it was again...
Furthermore, the liberation of France was sparked, initiated and propelled by CANADIANS! not Americans... we fucking flew behind enemy lines in a surprising and daring plan... we kicked their asses first... You're welcome France
And for all you mother fucking politicians :
"Anyone who has ever looked into the glazed eyes of a soldier dying on the battlefield will think hard before starting a war."
Otto von Bismarck, 1815 - 1898
which echoes the words of System Of A Down : "Why don't Presidents fight the wars?"
And so I say "fuck you" to all crooked, war-hungry cocksuckers in politics... go to the front lines yourselves and hold that fucking gun, see if you can shoot straight in the midst of shitting your pants, you pussies, instead of earning a 6 figure salary and still have an expense account and buy mother fucking 1.25$ gum with it, assholes
This is my homage, my tribute, my respect to EVERY single one who has fought for peace, against oppression, for their country for the right reasons with pride... for all those who made the ultimate sacrifice of giving their lives for mine and yours... I, for one, will infinitely be in their debt...
Lest we forget....but I will always remember...
I submit this on the 11th second of the 11th minute of the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month, 2005
by Magius
27. January 2009 01:27
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
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Fuckin' Bono and (his) politics
Current mood: infuriated
originally posted on Monday, November 28, 2005 - 9:46:58 AM
Well, well.. so Bono is disappointed in Paul Martin for not giving away millions upon millions of $$$ to poor countries...
First thing's first, we're a country of only 30some million people... that's small for a country. For christ's sake, there are 20 times smaller-land-sized countries that triple our numbers in terms of population... BUT, since we're part of the G8 countries (hence because we are a FUCKING heavily taxed country), MILLIONNAIRE fucking rock stars are kocking at our doors asking for money and more money...
That's, of course, besides all the other organizations asking the gvt (which is basically asking us, since it's our money that we have no control over and get fucked out of like a Texas whore from 1887) for millions and more millions for things like tsunamis, earthquakes, hurricanes, wars...
How many of those relief orgs are begging for money? I lost count, and that's outside the country, I haven't even pegged the national and regional orgs that do the very same for similar reasons... Don't get me wrong, they're justified, that's beside the point, my beef is not with them...
My question is why the fuck would he first address crooked double-sided double-meaning lying politicians? This proves foremost how intelligent his strategy in whining for money is... Instead of asking the government to mother fuckin' make the all-famous middle-class population pay more fuckin' money in terms of taxes and shit that we're already paying too fuckin' much, why doesn't Mister Boner Bono just fuckin' go cry and blow his nose in between the rich people's ass cheeks?
In this country, the rich pay shit which makes them richer, and the poor either get everything for nothing and lose it in various fashions from gambling to less demeaning ways (aside those rare who don't abuse it and actually make something positive from it, but they're virtually extinct)... but the middle class pays for it all, and that's a satistical fact. The middle class is the heaviest taxed and the strictly least rewarded, which therefore amounts to the country's financial situation, either good or bad, yet most often great (which gives us the G8 profile)... so great that those same mother fuckin' politician that stupid arse Bono is appealing to is bribing and spending and shitting the middle class's fucking hard earned money away... those same politicians that for some obscene most fucking obscure reason have an expense account AND a minimum 6 figure salary AND don't pay for shit whatsoever!
But no, grand ol' King Majesty Bono, in his humble request, comes to us for money, wet-kssing Paul Martin's left ass cheek one second, threatening the right cheek the next cause (in his own by far modest and humble said words during Martin's campaign in Toronto) "I'm going to be a big pain in his ass", shortly followed by " cause I'm a rock star!", and when finally denied, he cries like a 4 year girlchild little bitch with a skinned knee...
Just to show how much of a kid's mentality is in him, take the Vancouver concert for example... to either piss Paul Martin off or make Martin noticing him (Bono), or for some incredibly stupider reason, Bono gives away Paul Martin's phone number and told the crowd (which of course the number spread outside the concert in mere minutes thence) to call him and complain to him... I'm still mystified as to why Martin didn't kick his ass with bricks of 100$ bills for that horseshit... one's a fuckin' baby, the other is a double-face who tries to play all hands at once...
Why in god's mother fuckiest plan doesn't Bono, amidst his OWN fucking millions upon millions of $$$, just shut the royal fuck up and spend his own wad load of cash? Hell, if he runs out, he can fuckin' give an outdoor concert or 2 in some huge ass city anywhere and he'll make his money back again in no time, or fuckin' sell merchandise, or appear on TV more (even if it's for whining, producers are dickheads, they'll take anything : like a fat desperate 400lbs mother fucker on a sunday night in the local tavern that believe he has a shot of getting laid with the chick in the poker machine) or fuckin' hold auctions for some of his personal shit; attracting and inviting only the rich mother fuckers with a starting bid of 250'000$ for a piece of toilet paper he whiped his bullshitting ass with, or 500'000$ for a 10 year old used condom he jacked off in before a show to release tension, ect ect...
Or why don't stars donate their stupid ass 1000 bedroom, 750 bathroom, 50 swimming pool 230984903 acre mansions?
We, as a middle class (hence the fuel of the gvt's millions that are given away like some Club Supersexe's stripper's underwear to some fat fuck pervert with a 2 foot-thick mustache) average a life of working like a mother fucking dog for mother fuckin' 45-50 years WITHOUT the garantee of a pension from our godly-amazingly-super-great cheating cocksuckin' bastard government... In a single year, or christ, even 6 months, Bono makes enough money for the average person to spend the rest of his life to live on comfortably!
"More! More!" The rich cry out... "More! More!" The greed echoes in their voices...
I'm sick of mother fucking celebs who asks and demands and bitch and complain for money that THEY already have in abundance!
Instead of complaining to governements (in which if a nation of 30some million people do on a regular basis has no effect; one man, no matter how famous, isn't likely to change century old governments and their crooked dealings), why doesn't he fuckin' attack the rich mother fuckers like Bill Gates, or why doesn't he fuckin' take a trip to muslim-nation Saudi Arabia and ask its King for millions upon millions of $$$, Jesus Sweet H. Fucking Chocolate-Fudge Christ, they have BILLIONS of $$$ in oil reserves! They're the top fucking producers and sellers of oil in the world! and we all know that oil is the life and soul of this piece of shit planet we live and shit on... Wars are fought for oil, people die horribly for oil, religion is based on oil!... All is for the black gold, same goes for money
Why doesn't he rally up his cock-rock buddies instead? Appeal to ANY mother fuckin' professional sports player/team/association, pool all them together and, for christ's sweet merciful strawberry sake, they COULD save the fuckin' world... instead of relying on gvts and middle-class-soon-to-be-poor-class populace, or instead of organizing huge fucking events at the additional expense of the consumer, why doesn't he SOLELY appeal to the fucking RICH people? I'm surprised he hasn't gone door to door in various cities yet by this disappointment... In fact, were he to do that, I wouldn't be as pissed... for a couple of reasons : 1- we'd have the choice to dish out the cash instead of having a fucking gvt who can and will surely crumble under his pissant rants and whines and cave in and give him the money at our expense... 2- I could spit a big snot-booger-shot in his sunglasses personally and tell ALL OF THIS to him instead of blogging it at work, wasting this wonderful company's money in salary by typing these words lol ... ok, fuck half of #2, the second half... Bono should appeal to this company too, they have the same talent of being utter cheap mother fuckers to the highest degree, at least they could have a drink together... a "President's Choice" beer, considering their cheap shit methods...
Nonetheless, one fact remains that if anyone denies this they're fuckin' idiots to the highest degree : If you get all the rich people of the world together, the world's problems would end in a heartbeat... WE can't save the world, as those appealing for aid always state... but ALL those RICH COCKsuckers can... why isn't it done?! fuckin' why?!
The answer is easy : to keep the rich in low numbers, hence their lifestyle and to keep the rest of us in our hard-earned-yet-deeply-deprived lifestyle... money rules the world, since the dawn of its ugly fuckin' creation
If Bono would resemble Nelson Mandela, then I'd have a much different view on all this... Mandela paid the fuckin' price way before his work, HE gave his shirt off his back and THEN FUCKING SOME to the people personally... Bono can fuckin' buy millions of shirts, but he doesn't...
And this goes for all other humanitarians that paid the price personally for what they fought for... What has Bono really done except complaining and whining for money that he already has? Has he ever lived a fraction of a life of those he wants to help?... Why don't we ask all the clerks, bellhops and other mother fuckers in the huge-ass famous 70 star hotels he's stayed in during, fancy completely expensive extravagant stretched-to-the-shittiest-shit-max limo driver, his fan-adoring completely sold out numerous shows during his world fuckin' tour that doesn't even play in the poor countries he's striving to save yet unwilling to touch with thousand mile long pole...
I bet that cocksucker doesn't even know how to boil water
I'm by far heartless about his cause... quite the opposite, I know to a higher level than most what it's like... Having spent more than 3 years barely living with barely enough money to make it through, eating ONE meal per fuckin' day (this doesn't mean a full healthy dosage either) and residing in shitty shaped apartments with hardly any insulation resulting in a max warmth degree of 5°C during harsh winters, sleeping with a mother fuckin' tuque on, a shit load of blankets and about 3 feet thick worth of heavy clothing...
I, for sure, know much better than a super millionnaire rock star like him on the situation on how it feels... how the fuck CAN rich mother fuckers be at the head of those organizations? they don't know shit about it...Especially when they're on tour, sleeping in fuckin' penthouse rooms with every fuckin' whim catered to by servants who treat them as gods... why don't they give that shit up either permanently or for a long time and live in the shit-infested, disease-filled people's shoes they supposedly "support"?
Maybe Bono could try this shit for a couple of years... he SHOULD try this shit for a couple of years instead of going on tours and living first class... Fuckin' stars and celebs and millionnaires are basically all the same, save a few admittingly... albeit a VERY selected few...
All that fuckin' money makes them massively stupid...
And so, here's a fuckin' solution for Bono and his bitch-ass complaints and disappointments, here's a list of just a couple of people that could save the entire world with mere nods of head, scribbles of pens and fuckin' 15 minutes of conversations :
-Bill Gates
-Donald Trump
-Any/All Hilton mother fuckers!
-Any/All professional sports player/team/assocation
-the king of Saudi Arabia
-the family Bush's oil company
-ANY/ALL oil companies
-the head fucker of Ikea
-ANY/ALL CEO of ANY/ALL banks in the world!
-ANY/ALL hollywood and/or music stars
-Any mother fucker who makes more than 60 thou / year
noooooooooooooo... go after the middle class person who's in debt to be comfortable for either him/herself and/or his/her family for a better life...
Trust me, this famous middle class that saves and unwillingly contributes to the gvt's strive and greed will fade, and fuckin' soon for mere simple reasons : money and technology... Christ, we could blame the world's problem on technology alone, but I could save that for another blog...
Whence in terms of money, well, so far only the higher middle class can afford to go to college/university... soon that will fade with continuous stupid useless increases in tuitions and shits like that, hence only allowing the rich to get a higher education... Mix technology in this shit-hell mess and you have only the rich operating most jobs, all else will be unemployed and living off what you ask?... you guessed it : the gvt... And who will the gvt blowjob for money next to pay for their playschool scandals?... you guessed it, the next generation of middle class : the rich fuckers who will decrease and diminish to become the next middle class... and the wheel rolls on until we become like those poor countries. And will we ask for aid? WHO will we ask for money? Will we still be considered a G8 country? ...
Shake your head all you want, it's easy to foresee (just take the game of oil/gas as we've been experiencing since at least this summer, they who control the money don't give a FUCK about you)...
christ, I'm already living in it myself, as others are and will...
As the last part of this blog, I shall include the explanation, in its short form...
With only a high school diploma, despite extensive knowledge and intelligence beyond the image of an aforementioned educational credential produces to ignorant mother fuckers (most notably in companies), I can't get a better job than what I already have despite what I know, what I've unofficially (unprofessionally) accomplished... I can't move up because I don't have the finances to pay for a higher education... I can't get a grant cause the gvt considers I make enough money (total bullshit!), I can't apply for a loan, I'm already paying one... therefore, without having a ridiculous amount of money to pay for school, I can't get a better job to make that ridiculous amount of money to have a better life...
A SELECTED educational establishment's name is what gets you a good job, not the grades, not the results you've accomplished during your studies... don't be deluded by any alternatives, if a company sees Harvard or Princeton on a résumé, despite the untold and kept-secretive fact that you BARELY made it through, you'll have them licking your balls 30 seconds later... it's all in the name, nothing else... I can attest to this via my own recent experience with a friend of mine...
Maybe I should go ask Bono for money, so I can then eventually be in better shape to give HIM money for his causes...
Of course, that would be impossible... Ironically, he can get to us and our money in various methods (ie : gvt, music events, tours, concerts), but even though we pay his bills by buying his shit, we can't ask him for help about our shit... nice, huh?
I like U2's music alot, I'm a fan nonetheless (I can separate U2's music and Bono's idiocy in politics)... Bono as a singer is cool, although the guitarist has no creativity... christ, always the same sound with the same echo effect and same strumming rythym, save a couple of songs... but the bassist and drummer are good enough...
But I fuckin' hate Bono outside of U2 and that concludes this blog... I'm 21 minutes past my lunch break lol
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by Magius
27. January 2009 01:25
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
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Bono, part 2
Current mood: horny
I heard this on CHOM this morning... it made me laugh and pissed me off at the same time...
apparently, Bono was guest editor for a newspaper for a day...
this was the headline of his creation
"No News Today" -- except for the deaths of 6,500 Africans from HIV/AIDS.
*sigh* which of course the rest of the story relates to how underfunded african world aid is and the same old song and dance that's been heard unendingly...
It seems that bitching and whining to political figures is the key, for him, to solve the fundraising crusade...
don't get me wrong, I'm all for this, and then some... But christ, the bastard is more loaded then fucking John Holmes creaming the shit out of a chick on a porn set! He can pay for the medical supplies for africa and have enough left to buy a couple of islands!!
Instead of doing what he's doing and dragging the fuck out of middle class people and henceforth saving his wallet yet still keep the tears pissing on a world stage, why doesn't (at the very least since he won't buy them himself the cheap cockmaster) he go after the pharmaceutical companies?!
Jesus titty-milkshaking Christ, how dumb can he get?
Why go after crooked cock fucking assholes that just forks a shitty fucking 1% of their profits (in which herein's a summit of an amount!) (when they can give fucking a hell of a lot more!! a fucking lot more!) or fucking politicians that EVERYBODY knows are fucking lying double-dealing rim-job-giving mother fuckers!!!
or fucking hell, why doesn't the world stage of people involved in this don't go after pharma. companies? Go after the source, you stupid mother fuckers
Why the fuck are those companies making billions on top of heaps of more fucking billions?
ask Bono... he knows, since he provides them, at least in a substantial part, with the profits...
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by Magius
27. January 2009 01:24
Fucking May 31st 2k6 (updated)
Current mood: cold
Dictatorship... at least that's my synonyme for the upcoming anti-smoking law, so this is not about whether you nor I smoke or not.. it's about freedom of choice for many and many of various positions
Whatever happened to a smoking and non-smoking section in a restaurant?
When will it stop? or WHERE will it stop? will people have the luxury of smoking in their own homes without some fucking inspector/cop mother fucker peeking in the fucking windows ready to intervene in the hard-earned mother fucking privacy of your own home because the oppressive government will then put forth a law banning smoking around other certain people/areas?
I'm all for health and clean air and all that bullshit, I really am... but when and where the FUCK did we vote for this?
I know for sure that bars and restaurants didn't precisely raise their fucking hands in a pleading gesture to the government to ban smokers from their establishments. Especially bars, wherein smokers are roughly 75 percent of their customers. Again, whatever happened to smoking/non-smoking sections?
Why can't establishments make up their own fucking smoking/non-smoking policies?
If a mother fucking whining-bitching non-smoker is such a fag to complain about the smoke and if a die-hard cancer-ridden smoker complains as well for the restriction, and to add the owners of set establishments losing revenues, why can't OWNERS decide if their establishment is a non-smoking or smoking place?
Whence in the fuck does the government have the right to choose for them? They don't generate the clients, they don't pay the wages and all that comes with being an owner. Those owners do what they can to get and keep clients, like any business-driver fucking person would.
If such choices would be given to owners instead of the cock-fucking governement, everybody would be happy.
The whiny bitches would go to a non-smoking place, and the cancer-magnets would smoke to their lungs' desire! Who loses? The air is clean wherever the fuck you are and for whoever the fuck you are.
I'm sure this will start some sort of a chain reaction political fucking horseshit band-wagon... If you stop to think about it for a while, you may come to realize it or to realize more of it...
Smokers will go outside to smoke... this can create several consequences :
-People crowding the sidewalks
-Cigarette butts everywhere on the ground, hence loitring and filth
-People on the sidewalks walking complaining about those smokers, therefore another fucking law stating that you can't smoke on the sidewalks or within a certani perimter, hence increasing the lack of freedom of people
Lots of money can be made from this smoking ban... it's like the next wave of parking meters (not only do you pay city taxes, you pay again to park in the fucking city). Fines and in abundance... Quotas are going to be filled like a whore's pie on a saturday night with this shit...
If establishments have their abilities to choose their policies taken away, what's going to be next? Gvts will then choose what the fuck they serve?
It's something to consider... People can fucking die from all the horseshit in fast food and from alcohol just as much as fucking cigarettes, why aren't they changing Burger King's menus or have only that point 5 percent cow piss (and that's giving it a compliment) beer replace any other type of alcohol?
They use health as their reason and motive behind the ban, but if you start somewhere, logically you have to end where the end should be... and the simple fucking fact of it all is that there is no end... what is healthy nowadays? Nothing... it's too expensive to create/consume anything related to health. Christ, even having a life-saving operation will cost you more than what you have!
Step outside to jog a mile and you breath pollution... eat/drink anything and the preservatives (to say the very least!!) fuck you up...
I can't possibly conceive a single notion of having bars/restaurants still being open for business while being smoke-free will be any healthier for customers...
Most probably, the only fucking way to be healthy is to live in a domed-covered air-filtered 390989 acre farm planting and raising your own fucking crops like they used to do in the old days before commercialisation took over our lives and made us lazy
If the government wanted us healthier, they'd fucking ban the WIDELY-PROFITABLE tabacco industry first and foremost!!
Jesus Mother-Whoring Christ, they take away our freedom of choice more and more every time, but they let those fucking tobacco companies keep selling their fucking products... why? quite very simple - Taxes...
One of the gvts initial strategies to force us to stop smoking and never start was to skyrocket the fucking price... That promptly started a huge smuggling issue. And even there, we don't even have the choice to buy what we want from whomever we want, simply because those cocksucking leeches want their tax money so they can fucking shit on it in various crooked forms...
So, not only did they raise the price by a farm's full of bull's shit load to make up pay more, they also arrested and fined (hence more money) other people who tried to make their own money making their own product and selling it to people who made their own fucking choice to smoke the mother fucking shit!
Can anybody tell me why the fuck the tobacco industry hasn't been shut down for health reasons yet?
In all other products, if something very VERY harmful (and what is more harmful in regular, daily, widely-available products than tobacco?), the companies, either forcibly or willingly, do a mass recall and refund (if you're lucky) and TAKE that shit away before it causes damage!... but cigarettes, a various cancer-giving inevitable-horrible-death piece of shit, are still available for sell.... what the fuck?
All I can think of is that they're a billion-dollar market and I can't even begin to wonder how much tax money the gvt gets from them... holy fucking rimmer-giving Judas, that must be a shit fuck wad load of cash...
I've hard people say that like any other law, we'll adapt, we'll get used to it... but I ask myself why should we? Again we're being told what to do and not to do, more and more
At any rate, I also can't wait to see what's going to get banned next!
The TV? hell, it's easier to justify why they should ban the tv before cigarettes! the son of a bitch tube is full of stupid fucking shows like those GOD DAMN STUPID FUCKING REALITY shows! jesus christ...
But really, if health is the key behind the smoking ban, they should apply all the health-related bans, which would include tv... it's been proven that it impairs health in various ways, most notably the classic fat "couch potato".
So I include the voice of all classic mothers "get the fuck out and do some excercise! (you fat bastard)".
What about banning all foods that is fattening? That contain cholesterol or anything that fucks health up? (oh, how the list is so high)
High cholesterol leads to heart attacks, that can kill you much mother fucking faster than cigarettes, so why not ban all those foods containing ingredients that can lead to heart attacks and/or related situations?
The answer to that is simple : since it's in about every mother fucking food item being bought by people, if they'd be taken off the shelves, more loss of revenue would occur...Imagine all the Pepsi and Ruffles, butter, eggs, coffee (to say the least) companies going out of business... what will lazy mother fuckers eat and drink then?
This, of course, excludes foods that can cause diabetes too... anyways, the list of illnesses itself would be too fuckin' long
What about banning cars, trucks, ect and gasoline? a world without pollution would breath a HHHUUUGGGGEEE mother fuck of a lot more than a world cigarette-free! Think about it, it would kick the fucking global-warming's ass and we FUCKING NEED IT !!!
Wait... what's a world without oil? Unthinkable!
Fuck the earth, fuck the people who inhabit it, at least those that aren't rich enough to be incorporated in some way in the oil business and/or related, including the government...
But no.... ban cigarettes in public places, who gives a fucking about reversing weather, holes in the atmosphere, polar ice caps melting, people dying from poor health OTHER than death from cigarettes being the cause.... oh, and war.
But tell me, what do you do to stay healthy?
by Magius
27. January 2009 01:21
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| May 29, 2006 - Monday - 3:32 PM |
| HOW TO GET PSYCHO BITCH IN BED ON THE 1st DATE |
Ok guys, this one is for you.
I am in a great mood this morning and have found a streak of goodness in me to tell you the secret to getting a sexy woman in bed on your 1st date. Now let me tell you all that I am known for having this stupid rule "NO SEX ON THE FIRST DATE." But I broke that rule with my ex, Christian. He had me all worked up and down for sex before we had even kissed.
1. MANNERS
My guy was such a gentleman from the moment he offered to pick me up. He opened the door for me, he was polite in his way of speaking, and he picked up the check. Not that us women don't want to pay, but a little bit of chivalry on the first date is sure to sweep a girl off her feet.
2. SMILE
Smiling a lot makes us girls think you are elated to be with us. It makes us feel as if we are God's gift to Earth. It also puts us under the impression that you are in a great mood and probably a positive person. Show us those pearly whites more often because we love seeing you smile.
3. DRESS TO IMPRESS
You don't need to have designer clothes for this. Wearing something nice other than flip flops, old sneakers, or ripped t-shirts sends us a message that you care about your appearance and want to impress us. We LOVE seeing a guy trying to impress us.
4. COLOGNE
I can't stress this enough. Wear cologne and invest heavily in it. Not just some cheap Old Spice you picked up at Walmart, I am talking about DESIGNER cologne. Yes, this is the one thing I will tell you to put your stack of bills on. When I leaned over to give my guy a kiss on the cheek when he picked me up for our date all I wanted was to smell his neck all night long. And be prepared to remember what it is you are wearing.
5. INTERROGATION
Ask us whatever you want. Usually it is us doing the talking. Talk your goddamn life away and ask us about who we are, what we do, where we see ourselves in the future. Nothing is a bigger turn on than watching a guy take so much interest...even if its purpose is merely to get us in bed.
6. WINE
More often than not, you will end up giving us alcohol. Offer us wine and KNOW THY WINES. It says "INTELLIGENT" in our world. You can order your occasional beer, but don't expect to have us in bed so quickly. By being knowledgeable in wines you may actually impress a lot of people. My guy could spend hours explaining different wines. I was INCREDIBLY IMPRESSED.
7. COMPLIMENTS
My guy only complimented me TWICE that night, but it was said very sincerely. Most men don't have tact. When you pick her up, make sure you wait until you are looking straight at her when you tell her "YOU LOOK VERY BEAUTIFUL." Refrain from calling her pretty, sexy, hot, PHAT, etc. We know that already. Use stronger words, words that aren't used that much. It will really make her night. And somewhere near the end of your date, say it again. Even if its the same exact line.
8. WHORE MOANS
Don't drool over us. Don't try to get us to go to your apartment when you are almost done with dinner, or drinks. If you are having such a great time, I suggest you go somewhere else. Wait for her to tell you she wants some alone time with you. Believe me, we will be very blunt about it. Once that happens, she's all yours!
9. DON'T TOUCH
That's right. Don't try to put your arm around her shoulders, don't reach for her hand over the table. Don't touch the lower part of her back. DO NOT PUT A FINGER NEAR HER. That way, you will have her dying to touch you. I couldn't stand the fact that my guy wasn't trying to touch me, it made me want him all over me.
10. LOCATION
Don't take us to a crowded bar, nightclub or sports game. Take us to a chic, trendy moderately expensive place. Remember, the more you give or put out, the more you will get in return. Take us to a place where it isn't so crowded and we can talk. Surprise us and try to make it a new experience for either both of us or your date alone. My guy took me to a very nice chic bar, and the whole ride there he wouldn't tell me the name of the place. He had me guessing and excited...girls LOVE surprises.
That's all I have for now. You have a week to memorize all of this and I hope you get fucking laid! |
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