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by Magius 27. January 2009 01:24

Fucking May 31st 2k6 (updated)
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Dictatorship...  at least that's my synonyme for the upcoming anti-smoking law, so this is not about whether you nor I smoke or not.. it's about freedom of choice for many and many of various positions

Whatever happened to a smoking and non-smoking section in a restaurant?
When will it stop?  or WHERE will it stop?  will people have the luxury of smoking in their own homes without some fucking inspector/cop mother fucker peeking in the fucking windows ready to intervene in the hard-earned mother fucking privacy of your own home because the oppressive government will then put forth a law banning smoking around other certain people/areas?

I'm all for health and clean air and all that bullshit, I really am...  but when and where the FUCK did we vote for this?
I know for sure that bars and restaurants didn't precisely raise their fucking hands in a pleading gesture to the government to ban smokers from their establishments.  Especially bars, wherein smokers are roughly 75 percent of their customers.  Again, whatever happened to smoking/non-smoking sections?
Why can't establishments make up their own fucking smoking/non-smoking policies? 

If a mother fucking whining-bitching non-smoker is such a fag to complain about the smoke and if a die-hard cancer-ridden smoker complains as well for the restriction, and to add the owners of set establishments losing revenues, why can't OWNERS decide if their establishment is a non-smoking or smoking place? 
Whence in the fuck does the government have the right to choose for them?  They don't generate the clients, they don't pay the wages and all that comes with being an owner.  Those owners do what they can to get and keep clients, like any business-driver fucking person would.

If such choices would be given to owners instead of the cock-fucking governement, everybody would be happy.
The whiny bitches would go to a non-smoking place, and the cancer-magnets would smoke to their lungs' desire!  Who loses?  The air is clean wherever the fuck you are and for whoever the fuck you are.

I'm sure this will start some sort of a chain reaction political fucking horseshit band-wagon... If you stop to think about it for a while, you may come to realize it or to realize more of it...


Smokers will go outside to smoke...  this can create several consequences :
-People crowding the sidewalks
-Cigarette butts everywhere on the ground, hence loitring and filth
-People on the sidewalks walking complaining about those smokers, therefore another fucking law stating that you can't smoke on the sidewalks or within a certani perimter, hence increasing the lack of freedom of people

Lots of money can be made from this smoking ban... it's like the next wave of parking meters (not only do you pay city taxes, you pay again to park in the fucking city).  Fines and in abundance... Quotas are going to be filled like a whore's pie on a saturday night with this shit...

If establishments have their abilities to choose their policies taken away, what's going to be next?  Gvts will then choose what the fuck they serve?
It's something to consider...  People can fucking die from all the horseshit in fast food and from alcohol just as much as fucking cigarettes, why aren't they changing Burger King's menus or have only that point 5 percent cow piss (and that's giving it a compliment) beer replace any other type of alcohol?

They use health as their reason and motive behind the ban, but if you start somewhere, logically you have to end where the end should be...  and the simple fucking fact of it all is that there is no end... what is healthy nowadays?  Nothing... it's too expensive to create/consume anything related to health.  Christ, even having a life-saving operation will cost you more than what you have!
Step outside to jog a mile and you breath pollution...  eat/drink anything and the preservatives (to say the very least!!) fuck you up... 

I can't possibly conceive a single notion of having bars/restaurants still being open for business while being smoke-free will be any healthier for customers... 
Most probably, the only fucking way to be healthy is to live in a domed-covered air-filtered 390989 acre farm planting and raising your own fucking crops like they used to do in the old days before commercialisation took over our lives and made us lazy

If the government wanted us healthier, they'd fucking ban the WIDELY-PROFITABLE tabacco industry first and foremost!!
Jesus Mother-Whoring Christ, they take away our freedom of choice more and more every time, but they let those fucking tobacco companies keep selling their fucking products... why?  quite very simple -  Taxes...
One of the gvts initial strategies to force us to stop smoking and never start was to skyrocket the fucking price... That promptly started a huge smuggling issue.  And even there, we don't even have the choice to buy what we want from whomever we want, simply because those cocksucking leeches want their tax money so they can fucking shit on it in various crooked forms...
So, not only did they raise the price by a farm's full of bull's shit load to make up pay more, they also arrested and fined (hence more money) other people who tried to make their own money making their own product and selling it to people who made their own fucking choice to smoke the mother fucking shit!

Can anybody tell me why the fuck the tobacco industry hasn't been shut down for health reasons yet? 
In all other products, if something very VERY harmful (and what is more harmful in regular, daily, widely-available products than tobacco?), the companies, either forcibly or willingly, do a mass recall and refund (if you're lucky) and TAKE that shit away before it causes damage!...   but cigarettes, a various cancer-giving inevitable-horrible-death piece of shit, are still available for sell....  what the fuck?

All I can think of is that they're a billion-dollar market and I can't even begin to wonder how much tax money the gvt gets from them... holy fucking rimmer-giving Judas, that must be a shit fuck wad load of cash...

I've hard people say that like any other law, we'll adapt, we'll get used to it...  but I ask myself why should we?  Again we're being told what to do and not to do, more and more

At any rate, I also can't wait to see what's going to get banned next!
The TV?  hell, it's easier to justify why they should ban the tv before cigarettes!  the son of a bitch tube is full of stupid fucking shows like those GOD DAMN STUPID FUCKING REALITY shows!  jesus christ...

But really, if health is the key behind the smoking ban, they should apply all the health-related bans, which would include tv... it's been proven that it impairs health in various ways, most notably the classic fat "couch potato".
So I include the voice of all classic mothers "get the fuck out and do some excercise! (you fat bastard)".

What about banning all foods that is fattening?  That contain cholesterol or anything that fucks health up?  (oh, how the list is so high)
High cholesterol leads to heart attacks, that can kill you much mother fucking faster than cigarettes, so why not ban all those foods containing ingredients that can lead to heart attacks and/or related situations?
The answer to that is simple : since it's in about every mother fucking food item being bought by people, if they'd be taken off the shelves, more loss of revenue would occur...Imagine all the Pepsi and Ruffles, butter, eggs, coffee (to say the least) companies going out of business... what will lazy mother fuckers eat and drink then?
This, of course, excludes foods that can cause diabetes too... anyways, the list of illnesses itself would be too fuckin' long

What about banning cars, trucks, ect and gasoline?  a world without pollution would breath a HHHUUUGGGGEEE mother fuck of a lot more than a world cigarette-free!  Think about it, it would kick the fucking global-warming's ass and we FUCKING NEED IT !!! 

Wait... what's a world without oil?  Unthinkable!
Fuck the earth, fuck the people who inhabit it, at least those that aren't rich enough to be incorporated in some way in the oil business and/or related, including the government...

But no....  ban cigarettes in public places, who gives a fucking about reversing weather, holes in the atmosphere,  polar ice caps melting, people dying from poor health OTHER than death from cigarettes being the cause.... oh, and war.

But tell me, what do you do to stay healthy?

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by Magius 27. January 2009 01:21

May 29, 2006 - Monday - 3:32 PM
HOW TO GET PSYCHO BITCH IN BED ON THE 1st DATE
Ok guys, this one is for you.

I am in a great mood this morning and have found a streak of goodness in me to tell you the secret to getting a sexy woman in bed on your 1st date. Now let me tell you all that I am known for having this stupid rule "NO SEX ON THE FIRST DATE." But I broke that rule with my ex, Christian. He had me all worked up and down for sex before we had even kissed.


1. MANNERS

My guy was such a gentleman from the moment he offered to pick me up. He opened the door for me, he was polite in his way of speaking, and he picked up the check. Not that us women don't want to pay, but a little bit of chivalry on the first date is sure to sweep a girl off her feet.


2. SMILE

Smiling a lot makes us girls think you are elated to be with us. It makes us feel as if we are God's gift to Earth. It also puts us under the impression that you are in a great mood and probably a positive person. Show us those pearly whites more often because we love seeing you smile.


3. DRESS TO IMPRESS

You don't need to have designer clothes for this. Wearing something nice other than flip flops, old sneakers, or ripped t-shirts sends us a message that you care about your appearance and want to impress us. We LOVE seeing a guy trying to impress us.


4. COLOGNE

I can't stress this enough. Wear cologne and invest heavily in it. Not just some cheap Old Spice you picked up at Walmart, I am talking about DESIGNER cologne. Yes, this is the one thing I will tell you to put your stack of bills on. When I leaned over to give my guy a kiss on the cheek when he picked me up for our date all I wanted was to smell his neck all night long. And be prepared to remember what it is you are wearing.


5. INTERROGATION

Ask us whatever you want. Usually it is us doing the talking. Talk your goddamn life away and ask us about who we are, what we do, where we see ourselves in the future. Nothing is a bigger turn on than watching a guy take so much interest...even if its purpose is merely to get us in bed.


6. WINE

More often than not, you will end up giving us alcohol. Offer us wine and KNOW THY WINES. It says "INTELLIGENT" in our world. You can order your occasional beer, but don't expect to have us in bed so quickly. By being knowledgeable in wines you may actually impress a lot of people. My guy could spend hours explaining different wines. I was INCREDIBLY IMPRESSED.


7. COMPLIMENTS

My guy only complimented me TWICE that night, but it was said very sincerely. Most men don't have tact. When you pick her up, make sure you wait until you are looking straight at her when you tell her "YOU LOOK VERY BEAUTIFUL." Refrain from calling her pretty, sexy, hot, PHAT, etc. We know that already. Use stronger words, words that aren't used that much. It will really make her night. And somewhere near the end of your date, say it again. Even if its the same exact line.


8. WHORE MOANS

Don't drool over us. Don't try to get us to go to your apartment when you are almost done with dinner, or drinks. If you are having such a great time, I suggest you go somewhere else. Wait for her to tell you she wants some alone time with you. Believe me, we will be very blunt about it. Once that happens, she's all yours!


9. DON'T TOUCH

That's right. Don't try to put your arm around her shoulders, don't reach for her hand over the table. Don't touch the lower part of her back. DO NOT PUT A FINGER NEAR HER. That way, you will have her dying to touch you. I couldn't stand the fact that my guy wasn't trying to touch me, it made me want him all over me.


10. LOCATION

Don't take us to a crowded bar, nightclub or sports game. Take us to a chic, trendy moderately expensive place. Remember, the more you give or put out, the more you will get in return. Take us to a place where it isn't so crowded and we can talk. Surprise us and try to make it a new experience for either both of us or your date alone. My guy took me to a very nice chic bar, and the whole ride there he wouldn't tell me the name of the place. He had me guessing and excited...girls LOVE surprises.

That's all I have for now. You have a week to memorize all of this and I hope you get fucking laid!

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Aaron

Here is my rule, never listen to a girl about how to get her into bed. Because at the end of the day women don't really know anything about this themselves. This is most impressed upon me by my bisexual women friends. You would think a girl would understand something about the unconscious games women play, but they don't exactly because they are unconscious.


Although, most of your suggestions turned out to be very good with caveats. For example, manners are great as long as they are accompanied with an ambiguity regarding your sexual interests. That is to say you must remain the selector don't give her that power. You need to spend the date sending messages suggesting that you don't know enough about her yet as to whether or not you consider her a potential romantic partner or just a friend. Remember just being on date has already put you at a disadvantage, because dating is just not alpha male behavior-- alpha males get women to hang out with them while they are doing their laundry or some such routine chore, then sleep with them after they're done, before sending them home so they can go out and something to eat with their friends. Once you basically communicate that you want to sleep with her before she is emotionally (everything with women is emotional even their rational choices) ready to sleep with you-- and yes this can happen on the first date, and good manners is a part of it-- then those fancy manners just make you look like a desperate putz, and the scent of desperation is the biggest turn off there is, for both sexes.

The one bit of bad advice however was regarding cologne. You may consciously think that great cologne is attractive but the scientific research suggests that it actually is a sexual turn off. That's right cologne doesn't make women hot, although the natural scent of a symmetrical man does-- that's right the more symmetrical you are the more women dig your natural scent, strange but true.

But remember if you're a guy, find another guy who is successful at getting women to sleep with him on the first date, and get advice from him if you actually want accurate information.

Posted by Aaron on May 29, 2006 - Monday at 4:46 PM



My reply :

 

lol well said Aaron!

When a girl gives advice on how to get another girl in bed on the first date, only saps would actually believe and follow those pointers...

I would rather take the advice of a guy who scored instead of a girl...
why? quite simply because the girl merely has to choose between a little yes or no in going to bed with the guy, whereas the guys has some work in front of him; his decision's already made before the fucking date... at least most of the time

And it's quite true about the scent... scientifically, women would actually be more turned on by sweat than by cologne...

BUT... most of all, the first thing I thought of after reading that blog was this : Jesus Christ, spending so much on cologne, the fancy ass expensive restaurant, the expensive wine, ect ect ; in other words : a big EXPENSE, why not just get yourself a hooker or an escort... at least then you can choose the positions and the works yourself!  Skip the usless restaurant, the drinks, the cologne, the fake conversation (everything's fake in the end of it) and go straight to sex...

Why do women need such luxury? Especially to be impressed to such a level...
The heart of interest in someone does not need to carry a price tag, nor does anything that follow the initial interest.
It's highly unlikely a guy would get a girl in bed on the first date with these aforementioned pointers on the first try... Unless of course he'd date the author of this blog (lol)

Alas, these blogs are endless in terms of debate... *sigh* long live the battle of the sexes!

 

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