While I was checking my emails at FrontGates Dev Webmail, I came across this stupid fucking piece of shit...
(I struck-out the links, unless you're really desperate for money!)
"
Hello,
I'd like to invite you in Cosmopal.com program which is offering 150%
benefit on 100% deposit, which means if someone deposits $6.00 will get
$9.00 bonus which can be withdrawn through Processor to bank or Paypal
account. This is not because of the Magic stick but because of Advertising
Process which allows higher returns on investments.
I tested it, so I personally guarantee that this program works great!
When you signup for free test the system with $6.00 which you will pay
through Processor.
Contact Processor through intern Message system.
Once you deposited $6.00 refer a few friends or family Members who you
trust and you know they are serious about making money.
Bigger down line you'll have in shorter time frames you will be getting
payouts. Payout time can be few days or only a single hour.
Please read more about Cosmopal.com here -
http://forums.qyao.com/cat.php?fId_category=01021401
Join me - make a solid profit!
http://cosmopal.com/signup.php?REF=10538
Sending best wishes!
"
What a croc O' shit. If this were true and precise, the whole fucking internet population would be zilliakabillionaires and put every business-related industry/sector/whateverthefuckthatconsistsofmoney profit books up higher than fucking Jupiter's red-anus-looking storm hole.
What kind of fuck-up would actually believe this shit? But hey, if it works, let me know before you cripple the economy with your kajillionfucktrillion dollar revenues... I wouldn't mind buying a planet of my own to move away from these fuckwads on the internet plagging my fucking email box.
My personal favourite in this entire piece of royal fucking bullshit email is this classic line (that always varies, yet remain the same in each spam email) :
Well, if this cocksucker says it works, and what reason do we have to NOT believe and caress that lame-fuck garantee to our breasts like a fucking retarded kangaroo, what has the planet have to lose?! get on it you fuckers!!!
Cheers, y'all
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