Fuckin' Bono and (his) politics
Current mood:  infuriated

originally posted on Monday, November 28, 2005 - 9:46:58 AM

Well, well.. so Bono is disappointed in Paul Martin for not giving away millions upon millions of $$$ to poor countries...

First thing's first, we're a country of only 30some million people... that's small for a country. For christ's sake, there are 20 times smaller-land-sized countries that triple our numbers in terms of population... BUT, since we're part of the G8 countries (hence because we are a FUCKING heavily taxed country), MILLIONNAIRE fucking rock stars are kocking at our doors asking for money and more money...
That's, of course, besides all the other organizations asking the gvt (which is basically asking us, since it's our money that we have no control over and get fucked out of like a Texas whore from 1887) for millions and more millions for things like tsunamis, earthquakes, hurricanes, wars...
How many of those relief orgs are begging for money?  I lost count, and that's outside the country, I haven't even pegged the national and regional orgs that do the very same for similar reasons... Don't get me wrong, they're justified, that's beside the point, my beef is not with them...

My question is why the fuck would he first address crooked double-sided double-meaning lying politicians?  This proves foremost how intelligent his strategy in whining for money is... Instead of asking the government to mother fuckin' make the all-famous middle-class population pay more fuckin' money in terms of taxes and shit that we're already paying too fuckin' much, why doesn't Mister Boner Bono just fuckin' go cry and blow his nose in between the rich people's ass cheeks?

In this country, the rich pay shit which makes them richer, and the poor either get everything for nothing and lose it in various fashions from gambling to less demeaning ways (aside those rare who don't abuse it and actually make something positive from it, but they're virtually extinct)... but the middle class pays for it all, and that's a satistical fact. The middle class is the heaviest taxed and the strictly least rewarded, which therefore amounts to the country's financial situation, either good or bad, yet most often great (which gives us the G8 profile)... so great that those same mother fuckin' politician that stupid arse Bono is appealing to is bribing and spending and shitting the middle class's fucking hard earned money away... those same politicians that for some obscene most fucking obscure reason have an expense account AND a minimum 6 figure salary AND don't pay for shit whatsoever!

But no, grand ol' King Majesty Bono, in his humble request, comes to us for money, wet-kssing Paul Martin's left ass cheek one second, threatening the right cheek the next cause (in his own by far modest and humble said words during Martin's campaign in Toronto) "I'm going to be a big pain in his ass", shortly followed by " cause I'm a rock star!", and when finally denied, he cries like a 4 year girlchild little bitch with a skinned knee...
Just to show how much of a kid's mentality is in him, take the Vancouver concert for example... to either piss Paul Martin off or make Martin noticing him (Bono), or for some incredibly stupider reason, Bono gives away Paul Martin's phone number and told the crowd (which of course the number spread outside the concert in mere minutes thence) to call him and complain to him...  I'm still mystified as to why Martin didn't kick his ass with bricks of 100$ bills for that horseshit...  one's a fuckin' baby, the other is a double-face who tries to play all hands at once...  

Why in god's mother fuckiest plan doesn't Bono, amidst his OWN fucking millions upon millions of $$$, just shut the royal fuck up and spend his own wad load of cash?  Hell, if he runs out, he can fuckin' give an outdoor concert or 2 in some huge ass city anywhere and he'll make his money back again in no time, or fuckin' sell merchandise, or appear on TV more (even if it's for whining, producers are dickheads, they'll take anything : like a fat desperate 400lbs mother fucker on a sunday night in the local tavern that believe he has a shot of getting laid with the chick in the poker machine) or fuckin' hold auctions for some of his personal shit; attracting and inviting only the rich mother fuckers with a starting bid of 250'000$ for a piece of toilet paper he whiped his bullshitting ass with, or 500'000$ for a 10 year old used condom he jacked off in before a show to release tension, ect ect...
Or why don't stars donate their stupid ass 1000 bedroom, 750 bathroom, 50 swimming pool 230984903 acre mansions?

We, as a middle class (hence the fuel of the gvt's millions that are given away like some Club Supersexe's stripper's underwear to some fat fuck pervert with a 2 foot-thick mustache) average a life of working like a mother fucking dog for mother fuckin' 45-50 years WITHOUT the garantee of a pension from our godly-amazingly-super-great cheating cocksuckin' bastard government... In a single year, or christ, even 6 months, Bono makes enough money for the average person to spend the rest of his life to live on comfortably!
"More! More!" The rich cry out... "More! More!"  The greed echoes in their voices...

I'm sick of mother fucking celebs who asks and demands and bitch and complain for money that THEY already have in abundance!
Instead of complaining to governements (in which if a nation of 30some million people do on a regular basis has no effect; one man, no matter how famous, isn't likely to change century old governments and their crooked dealings), why doesn't he fuckin' attack the rich mother fuckers like Bill Gates, or why doesn't he fuckin' take a trip to muslim-nation Saudi Arabia and ask its King for millions upon millions of $$$, Jesus Sweet H. Fucking Chocolate-Fudge Christ, they have BILLIONS of $$$ in oil reserves! They're the top fucking producers and sellers of oil in the world!  and we all know that oil is the life and soul of this piece of shit planet we live and shit on...  Wars are fought for oil, people die horribly for oil, religion is based on oil!... All is for the black gold, same goes for money

 Why doesn't he rally up his cock-rock buddies instead? Appeal to ANY mother fuckin' professional sports player/team/association, pool all them together and, for christ's sweet merciful strawberry sake, they COULD save the fuckin' world... instead of relying on gvts and middle-class-soon-to-be-poor-class populace, or instead of organizing huge fucking events at the additional expense of the consumer, why doesn't he SOLELY appeal to the fucking RICH people?  I'm surprised he hasn't gone door to door in various cities yet by this disappointment... In fact, were he to do that, I wouldn't be as pissed...  for a couple of reasons : 1- we'd have the choice to dish out the cash instead of having a fucking gvt who can and will surely crumble under his pissant rants and whines and cave in and give him the money at our expense...  2- I could spit a big snot-booger-shot in his sunglasses personally and tell ALL OF THIS to him instead of blogging it at work, wasting this wonderful company's money in salary by typing these words lol  ... ok, fuck half of #2, the second half... Bono should appeal to this company too, they have the same talent of being utter cheap mother fuckers to the highest degree, at least they could have a drink together...  a "President's Choice" beer, considering their cheap shit methods...
Nonetheless, one fact remains that if anyone denies this they're fuckin' idiots to the highest degree :  If you get all the rich people of the world together, the world's problems would end in a heartbeat...  WE can't save the world, as those appealing for aid always state... but ALL those RICH COCKsuckers can... why isn't it done?!  fuckin' why?!
The answer is easy : to keep the rich in low numbers, hence their lifestyle and to keep the rest of us in our hard-earned-yet-deeply-deprived lifestyle...  money rules the world, since the dawn of its ugly fuckin' creation

If Bono would resemble Nelson Mandela, then I'd have a much different view on all this...  Mandela paid the fuckin' price way before his work, HE gave his shirt off his back and THEN FUCKING SOME to the people personally...  Bono can fuckin' buy millions of shirts, but he doesn't...
And this goes for all other humanitarians that paid the price personally for what they fought for... What has Bono really done except complaining and whining for money that he already has? Has he ever lived a fraction of a life of those he wants to help?...  Why don't we ask all the clerks, bellhops and other mother fuckers in the huge-ass famous 70 star hotels he's stayed in during, fancy completely expensive extravagant stretched-to-the-shittiest-shit-max limo driver, his fan-adoring completely sold out numerous shows during his world fuckin' tour that doesn't even play in the poor countries he's striving to save yet unwilling to touch with thousand mile long pole...
I bet that cocksucker doesn't even know how to boil water

I'm by far heartless about his cause... quite the opposite, I know to a higher level than most what it's like... Having spent more than 3 years barely living with barely enough money to make it through, eating ONE meal per fuckin' day (this doesn't mean a full healthy dosage either) and residing in shitty shaped apartments with hardly any insulation resulting in a max warmth degree of 5°C during harsh winters, sleeping with a mother fuckin' tuque on, a shit load of blankets and about 3 feet thick worth of heavy clothing...  
I, for sure, know much better than a super millionnaire rock star like him on the situation on how it feels...  how the fuck CAN rich mother fuckers be at the head of those organizations?  they don't know shit about it...Especially when they're on tour, sleeping in fuckin' penthouse rooms with every fuckin' whim catered to by servants who treat them as gods... why don't they give that shit up either permanently or for a long time and live in the shit-infested, disease-filled people's shoes they supposedly "support"?
Maybe Bono could try this shit for a couple of years... he SHOULD try this shit for a couple of years instead of going on tours and living first class... Fuckin' stars and celebs and millionnaires are basically all the same, save a few admittingly... albeit a VERY selected few...  
All that fuckin' money makes them massively stupid...

And so, here's a fuckin' solution for Bono and his bitch-ass complaints and disappointments, here's a list of just a couple of people that could save the entire world with mere nods of head, scribbles of pens and fuckin' 15 minutes of conversations :

-Bill Gates
-Donald Trump
-Any/All Hilton mother fuckers!
-Any/All professional sports player/team/assocation
-the king of Saudi Arabia
-the family Bush's oil company
-ANY/ALL oil companies
-the head fucker of Ikea
-ANY/ALL CEO of ANY/ALL banks in the world!
-ANY/ALL hollywood and/or music stars
-Any mother fucker who makes more than 60 thou / year

noooooooooooooo... go after the middle class person who's in debt to be comfortable for either him/herself and/or his/her family for a better life...
Trust me, this famous middle class that saves and unwillingly contributes to the gvt's strive and greed will fade, and fuckin' soon for mere simple reasons : money and technology... Christ, we could blame the world's problem on technology alone, but I could save that for another blog...
Whence in terms of money, well, so far only the higher middle class can afford to go to college/university... soon that will fade with continuous stupid useless increases in tuitions and shits like that, hence only allowing the rich to get a higher education...  Mix technology in this shit-hell mess and you have only the rich operating most jobs, all else will be unemployed and living off what you ask?... you guessed it : the gvt... And who will the gvt blowjob for money next to pay for their playschool scandals?... you guessed it, the next generation of middle class : the rich fuckers who will decrease and diminish to become the next middle class...  and the wheel rolls on until we become like those poor countries.   And will we ask for aid?  WHO will we ask for money?  Will we still be considered a G8 country?  ...

Shake your head all you want, it's easy to foresee (just take the game of oil/gas as we've been experiencing since at least this summer, they who control the money don't give a FUCK about you)...  
christ, I'm already living in it myself, as others are and will...
As the last part of this blog, I shall include the explanation, in its short form...

With only a high school diploma, despite extensive knowledge and intelligence beyond the image of an aforementioned educational credential produces to ignorant mother fuckers (most notably in companies), I can't get a better job than what I already have despite what I know, what I've unofficially (unprofessionally) accomplished... I can't move up because I don't have the finances to pay for a higher education...  I can't get a grant cause the gvt considers I make enough money (total bullshit!), I can't apply for a loan, I'm already paying one... therefore, without having a ridiculous amount of money to pay for school, I can't get a better job to make that ridiculous amount of money to have a better life...  
A SELECTED educational establishment's name is what gets you a good job, not the grades, not the results you've accomplished during your studies... don't be deluded by any alternatives, if a company sees Harvard or Princeton on a résumé, despite the untold and kept-secretive fact that you BARELY made it through, you'll have them licking your balls 30 seconds later... it's all in the name, nothing else... I can attest to this via my own recent experience with a friend of mine...

Maybe I should go ask Bono for money, so I can then eventually be in better shape to give HIM money for his causes...  
Of course, that would be impossible... Ironically, he can get to us and our money in various methods (ie : gvt, music events, tours, concerts), but even though we pay his bills by buying his shit, we can't ask him for help about our shit...  nice, huh?

I like U2's music alot, I'm a fan nonetheless (I can separate U2's music and Bono's idiocy in politics)... Bono as a singer is cool, although the guitarist has no creativity... christ, always the same sound with the same echo effect and same strumming rythym, save a couple of songs...  but the bassist and drummer are good enough...
But I fuckin' hate Bono outside of U2 and that concludes this blog... I'm 21 minutes past my lunch break lol