Welcome to the end of all things related to freedom on the internet, at least.  If SOPA is passed, you won't be able to write shit on the internet.  Mere comments on Facebook can even be illegal!  Protest this fucking peice of shit at all cost, or say goodbye to your internet surfing days because you won't be able to open a single fucking page if the US government itself goes "Wild West" on site owners' asses, as they claim the internet is "The Wild West" itself. When the fuck will the world recognize that it cannot solely depend on the god damn United States of World Police!   Ironically, reposting this article from http://mashable.com/2012/01/17/sopa-dangerous-opinion/, despite given full credentials and source, is against SOPA rules.  FUCK YOU SOPA and FUCK YOU US government!   (Written by Chris Herald)  Why SOPA Is Dangerous   I’m sure you’ve heard by now that SOPA is bad a... [More]

  
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Halloween is over and, all of a sudden, Christmas (or "Festival Holiday", for all you overly sensitive people, intolerant, religious freaks out there) decorations are up instantly. As if they were hiding, ready to pounce Halloween in the ass if it didn't get out of its way at midnight, on November 1st, so the economy could start its climb, amidst general fears from the world's population. Because, after all, it’s money that matters most. It's what we live for. It's what allows us to survive, even. It's the most important commodity that allows of to stave off a poor lifestyle, even homelessness. But, the world in general, has developed such a short memory, made shorter still by the drive of greed, the rat-race of egotistical self-worth - we all forget the single, most important event in our recent history - Rememberance Day. The next time you walk into a store, browsing useless purses, or pressing the touch screen on the latest iPhone, getting excited over the upcoming sale... [More]

  
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So, according to this article, the group Anonymous is about to unleash all holy hell on the mexican drug cartel because it (the drug cartel) kidnapped one of its members during a protest.  I find myself applauding this.  Why?  Because the war on drugs has been raging for fucking eons without any results; no positive results, at any rate.  No politically announced results, especially.  Drugs are more visible, accessible, affordable and in use than ever before.  This is the perfect example that brains over brawn introduces.  Welcome to the tech age, you doping mother fuckers - you will get yours and the Anonymous meeks will inherit and reap the rewards.  Take, for example, the Anonymous crusade against child porn site and pedophiles - they exposed them easily, torn their webservers a new asshole and crippled the rest of them either in hiding or thinking twice about accessing/promoting it with fear.  How long did this take compared to the FBI... [More]

  
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Stop using Windows XP, fool! And throw away your 56k modem! [More]

  
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Once again, and this occurs SEVERAL times a year, if not months, people fell for this obviously fake hoax : "Facebook is going to charge you to pay for its new changes to your profile page"   Here's what a Facebook user might've seen and spread: FACEBOOK JUST RELEASED THEIR PRICE GRID FOR MEMBERSHIP: $9.99 PER MONTH FOR GOLD MEMBER SERVICES, $6.99 PER MONTH FOR SILVER MEMBER SERVICES, $3.99 PER MONTH FOR BRONZE MEMBER SERVICES, FREE IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. WHEN YOU SIGN ON TOMORROW MORNING YOU WILL BE PROMPTED FOR PAYMENT INFO...IT IS OFFICIAL...IT WAS EVEN ON THE NEWS. FACEBOOK WILL START CHARGING DUE TO THE NEW PROFILE CHANGES. IF YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR WALL YOUR ICON WILL TURN BLUE AND FACEBOOK WILL BE FREE FOR YOU. PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON IF NOT YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED IF YOU DO NOT PAY.   I like it when spammers and dickheads use "..." to separate their message.  AND to capitalize every single fucking word.  Natu... [More]

  
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Good news for all you Dragonlance and book lovers out there!  www.raistlin.ca is being developed into a forum/blog/book review/ect site!   Check back soon for more details http://www.raistlin.ca

  
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Good news for the GotHammered site! It now publishes to Twitter on every post!   Follow @GotHammrd

  
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Simply the greatest fucking peice of Dallas news since 1991! I'll come back soon to post up some pics!     [video src="Dallas1.flv"]     [video src="Dallas2.flv"]                                            

  
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Author Adam Mansbach, after repeated struggles to get his two-year-old daughter to fall asleep, once sent out a jokey Facebook post reading: "Look out for my forthcoming children's book, 'Go the Fuck to Sleep.'" The one-liner amused many of his Facebook friends, and the next thing you know, Mansbach had assembled some verses, and bootleg PDF copies of the profanity-laced opus were suddenly going viral. The thirty-two-page Go the Fuck to Sleep was picked up by a small Brooklyn publishing house, and even reached number one on Amazon's bestseller list ahead of memoirs by Tina Fey and Steven Tyler, well before its official publication date, which was yesterday. So this children's book for adults is now a full-blown phenomenon, and has weathered a little controversy, as New Zealand Christian group Family First has lobbied New Zealand's booksellers not to sell the book. New Zealand Booksellers Association CEO Lincoln Gould responded, "It is not a children's book and... [More]

  
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So, a quick and dirty fix to teach Word (so far, I've only used this in Word 2010) how to act like a book.  When you have a document that has hundreds upon hundred of pages, like a book might, for example, and you don't quite have time to read it all in one session, here's a little tidbit that will enable Word to "insert a bookmark" to remember on what page you were last.  What it does, in reality, is that it takes the last position of your cursor, inserts texts, prompts you to save the document before exit.  Then, when you re-open the document, it will scan for that specific text (configurable in the script) and bring you to that selection, remove it as if nothing happened and voilà!  A bookmark spoofing feature that should already be built in to Word, WordPerfect (for use dinosaurs), Acrobat and most readers out there.    Enjoy!   Open the Macros (by adding the "Developer" button on the ribbon - you may want to google that) and add the f... [More]

  
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